vineri, 5 decembrie 2008

My top 5 slang words

Sex toy favourite position :

1. Screwvenir :

Anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

2. Homobrofobia :
The fear that your brother will be or is gay.

3. Flavorgasm :
When eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

4. Grandboss :
The boss of your boss.

5. Pornocchio :
A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

by Redy

2 comentarii:

Anonim spunea...

Mine is Blowjob:

When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.

Anonim spunea...

"smokin' the bone"..."giving head"..."cocksucking"..."doin' the nasty"..."oral sex"...the act of performing fellatio on a penis until said penis ejaculates.

Generally a pleasurable experience for the person being blown...depending on the person doing the blowing, not so much.

Care credeti ca este genul de fotografie in care ma exprim cel mai bine ?